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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    1) 'cleaning out my conscience' on printed CD, in acrylic painted, offsite-handprint laden custom case, w/ track-listing insert, pinched together by gorilla glue, artwork by whichlight

    2) 'lvls may vary' , a 12-track cd including additional cuts, originally planned for, though not released on 'cleaning out my conscience,' and, in addition, *not to be released in any form other than the physical copy purchased here* . compared w/ the more thoroughly mastered and prepared COMC project, LMV includes a smattering of freestyles and throw-aways recorded between the summer of 2016 and the spring of 2017.

    + a 'mind-scrap' , a random scribbled thought from offsite's personal "golden chest," a collection of multiple years-worth of caught thoughts scribbled onto any nearby medium (e.g. napkins, students' receipts, fliers, etc.)

    Includes unlimited streaming of cleaning out my conscience via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Fat *beats
I break those
Take those
Stack 'em up
Case closed
God damnitt
I'm a creature of habit
The Far Star's
The space shuttle I landed
Just to see your struggle and to try to understand it
If your *black or white skinned,
Grown man or high school kid
I hear you
Feel you
& wanna heal too
And want him to heal
And want her to heal
And I'm scheming up a doctrine for the world to heal
@First feel
Everybody sink in
Fuck your Facebook newsfeed and your Linkedin
Sink in
I'm acquiring *finer tastes
Requiring higher states
Designing my mind into a fine estate
w/ the black & white steeds tamed
Who won't step around behind backs
To puff and heave blame
Love the *mean game
The nice game
The stone cold as ice game
Tryna find fame
Is a lost cause
I find lame
@Gyrate the
Time table
Keep the mind stable
Wanna unwind?
Fine, lime rind the libation'n
Lie vacant
Make the void my patient
Nursing it,
w/ much less rehearsin' than
A 2nd city sketcha comedy
Or colin mochery
My life is now a mockery
Of how they say I ought to be
Marauding the economy
Clawing [atop] Milwaukee streets'n
robbing Potawatomi slot machines
As hobby
On a mission
Rolling green releasing low emissions--
'n holy scriptures
Knocking on your door (2) like Jehoves Witness
Merry christmas from
Kris Kringle + St. Nik'las
@Hear first
Baulk never
Talks clever
take the long way around the block
let your thoughts weather &
Get in tune w/ your weather vane
Feel more
To heal more
Than health care can pay for--
Take your time w/ meals more (uh)
Make your mind go white more (uh)
Write more (uh)
Redefine the real lore they keel for (uh)
I don't have a *career path
i'm pure trash
To sheer stats beaurocrats
my 'clear track' remains open like
Beer tabs
A melancholic soul left timon like merecat
A mere cat
In these dog-eat-dog streets
Yet sweet and smooth like
Snoop doggy dog treats
Yet nawt from long beach
I walk milwaukee
Yet nawt from long beach
I walk milwaukee


from cleaning out my conscience, released July 31, 2017



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